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Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we've decided to sell models of this scientific marvel to raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians. 

Designed by Lazar Wolf and launched in 5780 from a secret base behind a Lower East Side deli, the Jewish Space Laser conducts orbital missions to smite anti-Semitic tropes and sabotage conspiracy theorists.

Now, you can carry a tchotchke-sized scale model of this very real and not at all fake satellite weapon which definitely exists.

50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.

Also available: Pins, patches, stickers, and t-shirts! .

Note: This is a joke, but it is not a toy for children. This laser pointer is appropriate for use with pets. Do not stare into the beam of this laser. 

Secret Jewish Space Laser - 1/400 Scale Model

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